I#M GONNA THROW UP COME ON CITY YOU BASTARDS!!!!

THAT WAS A PENALTY IM FUCKING DONE WITH FUCKING FOOTBALL

please can we get going

i dont think i could handle even MORE of a media loving liverpool wank fest

fuck off suarez

im so fucking nervous

(via edindzeko-s)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via yoochunfallon)

Anonymous asked: ur gonna be an alcoholic when ur older

I’ve been told

Anonymous asked: HI CAN U PUT A FULLSTOP AT THE END OF YOUR BIO AND FUCKING STOP USING YOUR OHONE YET IGNORING ME TA

PHONE IS DOWNSTAIRS FIONA IS UPSTAIRS